Mirror Jokes

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is Mirror Jokes, so reflect on these.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.

 

I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.

 

What does a cheese say to itself in a mirror? Halloumi.

 

Think I would enjoy working as a mirror cleaner. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.

 

My mirror ball and my smoke machine aren’t working.  I’ll have to call a disco tech to fix them.

 

The rear view mirror fell out of my car a couple of months ago and I have never replaced it. Haven’t looked back since.

 

Lots of tabloid news stories about vampires recently. Can’t see them in The Mirror though.

 

Spotted Santa’s assistant taking a photo in a mirror. Think it was an elfie.

 

Got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week.  I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out”.

 

When The Queen takes a photo in the mirror, is it a onesie?

 

On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary.

 

If vampires have no reflection, how do they do their hair?

 

 

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