Berry Jokes

blackberries that would be a crumble

There are still some berries on the trees in my garden, keeping the squirrels and other animals fed as autumn moves towards winter, so here are some berry jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like berry based humour, there is a page of banana jokes – […]

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Leaf Jokes

apparently its from a poultree

It’s autumn – or fall, to use the old English word – and as leaves are falling from the trees and giving us a wonderfully colourful autumnal carpet, what better topic for this week’s puns and one liners than Leaf Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       […]

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Polo Jokes

an absolute mint

A conversation this week included discussing water polo, so the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Polo Jokes. Not all of the water variety, various interpretations of the word Polo. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       The key thing that stopped me being a […]

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Bread Jokes

angry beetle

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners in Bread Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve made a really hot breakfast, but I’m not one to blow my own crumpet.   A truck has overturned near the local bakery and spilled its load. Police […]

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Quiet Jokes

the p is silent

Those who know me will know that “quiet” is not a word that normally springs to mind when thinking about me, so perhaps slightly out of character, here are some quiet jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality….       Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? […]

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Key Jokes

key change at the end

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is key jokes, but as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Hopefully they will open a few doors to humour for you.       My laptop is missing a key. I lost ctrl.   I’m writing a song about getting my […]

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