Key Jokes

key change at the end

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is key jokes, but as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Hopefully they will open a few doors to humour for you.       My laptop is missing a key. I lost ctrl.   I’m writing a song about getting my […]

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Hospital Jokes

icu

This week’s puns and one liners all have a medical theme, so here are some hospital jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy. […]

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CIO Jokes

CIEIO

Regular readers will be aware that I am always keen to take suggestions for topics for pages of puns, so based on such a request, here are some CIO jokes. Just in case any of you are not familiar with the jargon, CIO means Chief Information Officer, or the person leading the technology division of […]

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Ballet Jokes

charity football match

This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of Ballet Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine has just graduated from ballet school with a 2:2.   Why do baby swans like Swan Lake? It’s their cygnet-ure tune.   A […]

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Half Jokes

pair of Caesars

You might say that many of my puns are at best half jokes, but these half jokes are all puns where the world half makes an appearance. A few might be a bit tenuous, but nothing new there. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If you like halves, you might […]

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Pigeon Jokes

wealthy pigeons

Pigeons are ubiquitous in the UK, and across much of the world, so a good topic for a page of puns.  Here are some pigeon jokes.  And if you like pigeons, this story might interest you about Paddy the Pigeon, a decorated war hero. Of course, these jokes come with no guarantee of hilarity or […]

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Sunny Jokes

X Factor

It’s been a delightfully sunny week in the UK, which is more of a surprise in late June for some than it should be, so what better topic for a page of puns than sunny jokes. It’s been an effort even typing them in this weather. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity […]

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Gambling Jokes

gambol

The topics for this week’s puns and one liners is gambling jokes. I should add that I’m not much of a gambler; the biggest wagers I seem to make are playing 2p machines at seaside resorts, so I am far from an expert in the topic. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity […]

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Snooker Jokes

telekinetic snooker

Looking back through some old posts, I realised there were lots of puns about snooker, but not a dedicated page, so this week’s one liners take the form of snooker jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you’re a fan of snooker and enjoy watching it on British TV, […]

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Supermarket Jokes

unexpected item

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Supermarket Jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Standing in the supermarket, I wasn’t sure which pasta to buy. Then the penne dropped.   My local supermarket is selling superhero toiletries for kids, like Batman shampoo. I’m […]

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Kitchen Jokes

counter fitting

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of kitchen jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen? A u-tinsel.   One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board.   When […]

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Jewellery Jokes

Planning to start a jewellery business

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Jewellery Jokes, although don’t expect to find too many gems in here.  As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Planning to start a jewellery business. If you want to help, give me a ring.   My girlfriend wasn’t happy […]

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