Moon Jokes

The reason that no one has returned to the moon for so long is that every time someone tries to book a hotel there, it's full...

This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of moon jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon.   I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon […]

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Pig Jokes

It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale

Pigs have been in the news recently as we have entered the Year of the Pig, so in tribute to the lovely, clever creatures, here are some pig jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee oh hilarity or originality…       A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going […]

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Bell Jokes

babybell

It’s nearly Christmas, and today sees the winter solstice, so as Jethro Tull – the band, not the agriculturalist – would say, Ring Out Solstice Bells! Here are some bell jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A man goes into a library and asks for […]

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Chimney Jokes

Standing near the chimney I thought I heard Santa coughing I think he is coming down with something

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of chimney jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof.   Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace under the chimney. […]

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Plug Jokes

as I plugged in my electric car

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is plug jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Was going to plug my keyboard into the headphone socket of my laptop but was worried I might end up stereotyping.   I was going to get an electric […]

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Rugby Jokes

Scrum half far too quick to judge

We’ve had pages on various sports and hobbies before, so here are some rugby jokes, that may be just a bit trying… As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but hopefully you will soon be a conversion to this type of humour…. And of course, when you’ve seen one rugby joke, […]

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Nut jokes

swings from cake to cake Tarizpan

It’s November, and the season of nuts in the UK, so as I have spent the last few weeks munching through hazel nuts, walnuts, peanuts and the like, here are some nut jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. […]

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