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Fan Jokes

The sun has been shining during this first week of July, and there have been plenty of fans and air conditioning units hard at work, so here are some fan jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

A friend of mine used to love farm machinery, now he’s great at sucking all of the air out of a room. He’s an ex-tractor fan.

 

Went to watch a football match recently, and it was freezing. Must have been all the fans.

 

I’m not a fan of shopping centres. Once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen the mall.

 

Two wind turbines in a field. One says to the other “do you like music?” The other replies “Yes, I’m a big heavy metal fan”.

 

Took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan. He was blown away.

 

I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.

 

What did the air conditioning unit say to its owner? I’m your biggest fan.

 

I’ve realised I’m not a fan of lemon preserve.  It’s just a curd to me.

 

My desk fan at work is getting annoying. He keeps taking photos of it.

 

I saw 80s dance band The Miami Sound Machine recently, and one of them was waving a blue and white scarf. I think it must have been Gloria Leicesterfan.

 

Last week’s ATM jokes are here.

If you like these, then there is an alphabetical list of joke topics over here.