This week’s puns and one liners take the form of jigsaw jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was so tired this morning that after half an hour trying to do a jigsaw of a tiger, I realised it was actually a packet of Frosties. …
This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of moon jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon. I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon…
Pigs have been in the news recently as we have entered the Year of the Pig, so in tribute to the lovely, clever creatures, here are some pig jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee oh hilarity or originality… A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going…
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of interview jokes, but I don’t recommend using them in an interview… as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend had an interview for a job a local taxi company. He turned up twenty minutes late, and the…
For no particular reason, the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Octopus Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… An octopus held up the local bank. Apparently he was well armed. How much effort does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten…
This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the form of ladder jokes. Don’t expect them to raise you up to another level, or to give you too much of a lift… As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a myth about a single bed placed…
This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of chimney jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof. Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace under the chimney.…
The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is plug jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Was going to plug my keyboard into the headphone socket of my laptop but was worried I might end up stereotyping. I was going to get an electric…
This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of Fridge Jokes, so here are some that might leave you feeling a bit cold. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Bought a friend a fridge for his birthday. You should have seen his face light…
This week saw me meeting up with a group of friends – one of whom is a regular reader of these jokes – for our regular pub quiz, and I thought that quiz jokes would be a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity…
We’ve had pages on various sports and hobbies before, so here are some rugby jokes, that may be just a bit trying… As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but hopefully you will soon be a conversion to this type of humour…. And of course, when you’ve seen one rugby joke,…
It’s November, and the season of nuts in the UK, so as I have spent the last few weeks munching through hazel nuts, walnuts, peanuts and the like, here are some nut jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.…