My son Xander’s favourite word at the moment seems to be “Tractor”, so in his honour, this week’s puns and one-liners come with the theme of tractor jokes. As normal, don’t expect originality, or hilarity….
I haven’t seen that new film “The Tractor” yet, but I’ve seen the trailer.
A farmer friend of mine got his tractor stuck. He drove it into a magnetic field.
There’s a new reality TV programme for former farmers. It’s called X-Tractor.
I thought the local farmer was a magician when his tractor turned into a field.
Local farmer has been using a vehicle to make crop circles that are perfectly round. I think he has a protractor.
A friend of mine used to love farm machinery, now he’s great at sucking all of the air out of a room. He’s an ex-tractor fan.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my tractor?”
When is a tractor not a tractor? When it turns into a barn.
Friend’s girlfriend left him for a tractor salesman. She sent him a John Deere letter.
Friend of mine rented a farm vehicle but got ripped off. It was a con-tractor.
Last week’s rain jokes are here.
There is an index of this sort of nonsense over here.