Monty Python Almost Live

Theatre Jokes

I was off last night for a very enjoyable evening watching a friend in a play, and thought that a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners might be theatre jokes, so here are a series that may not have you rolling in the aisles with laughter, or be the most original….


Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn’t make a scene.

An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It’s just a stage he was going through.

A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.

A friend wants to give up being a postman to go on stage as a comedian, but his delivery is awful.

There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.

Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.

Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.

A friend was in a theatre production about English language puns. It was a play on words.

Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we’ll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.

Got a job as a theatre lighting technician once. It was spot on.




Last week’s jokes are here.

If you like these, have a look over here.