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Chocolate Jokes

Perhaps I’m hungry, but the topic (no pun intended) of this week’s one liners is chocolate jokes. The normal caveats apply, that these jokes may not contain that much humour or originality… …and you might need a working knowledge of popular British chocolate bars…

 

 

 

I just saw an aircraft made of bubbly chocolate. Think it was an aeroplane.

 

What’s an electrician’s favourite ice cream flavour? Shock a lot.

 

I went to a Hot Chocolate themed picnic once. It started with a quiche.

 

Found out why Toblerone is triangular. So it fits in the box.

 

Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.

 

Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin.

 

Archaeologists in Egypt have discovered a pyramid covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. It’s believed to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.

 

I saw people arguing over the last piece of orange chocolate. It was Terry vying.

 

I like to break the rules.  I had an After Eight at half past seven once.

 

Someone through a milk chocolate bar at me. How dairy.

 

I’ve got two mars bars, three snickers, a twix and a flake. Somehow, I’m just not cut out to be a bounty hunter.

 

Don’t like putting a lid on my hot chocolate. I like to keep my Options open.

 

Chocolate has really gone up in price. I bought a milky way, a galaxy and a mars. It was astronomical.

 

Saw the world’s biggest chocolate ice cream the other day. I’d like to see someone top that.

 

Got myself a hazelnut chocolate sports car the other day.  It’s a Ferrari Rocher.

 

I did finish a marathon once.  These days they’re called snickers.

 

 

 

 

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