A Canon 60D camera

Photography Jokes

You may have spotted that I like to take a photo or two, and somehow photography and cameras has managed to avoid being a feature of the regular Friday one-liner pages, so it seems time to rectify that.  Here is a list of photography jokes, and a few camera jokes, and of course they come with the usual caveats about no guarantee of being either funny or original.  I hope that you don’t think all of these jokes are becoming over exposed now….


Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of it’s positive points. There aren’t any negatives.

How does Santa take photos?  With his North Polearoid.

Photography is a developing hobby.

A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes.  You just can’t shutter up.

If I had a penny for every time I had to change my camera battery, then I would have been able to get the battery cover off.

When a friend retired from a lifetime as a photographer, he moved to a Old Focus Home.

A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it.  He just waited to see what developed.

I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday.  You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

The only person happy with a 100% crop is a farmer.

We all have a photographic memory.  Just some of us are lacking the film.

I had to give up my career as a photographer.  I kept losing focus.

I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer.  He’s a bit of a snapper.


…and one for my fellow Canon camera users.  A man walks into a photography shop and asks for a lens cap for a Nikon.  The chap behind the counter says “seems like a fair swap to me”.



Last week’s Holiday jokes are here.

The index of one-liners and jokes is here.