Fruit!

Guess My Fruit

And now for something completely random. For no reason whatsoever, here’s a fruit based guessing game called (with great originality) Guess My Fruit. [WpProQuiz 1]         And the best fruit guessers are: [WpProQuiz_toplist 1]    

A hamster eating a tiny burrito

Hamsters eating tiny burritos…

You probably have, like many people, seen a cooking programme like Masterchef or the like which no doubt includes a stage where the chefs need to cook for someone who is particularly picky like a food critic or previous winner.  Well, here is a video that has a similar look, although the food in particular…

losing focus

Photography Jokes

You may have spotted that I like to take a photo or two, and somehow photography and cameras has managed to avoid being a feature of the regular Friday one-liner pages, so it seems time to rectify that.  Here is a list of photography jokes, and a few camera jokes, and of course they come…

A tickled penguin

A tickled penguin…

I posted recently a video of a giggling meerkat.  Since that, I have been sent this video, which is a tickled penguin.  You may be aware that I do like penguins, and have previously posted about feeding penguins whilst in Australia.  It has been said that it is hard to be unhappy whilst watching penguins,…

Off Peak District

Holiday Jokes

This week’s collection of bad puns and one-liners takes the form of holiday jokes, or at least some puns about travel and destinations. I do hope that you enjoy… Of course, they come with the usual caveats of no guarantee of funniness or originality.       Saw the world’s biggest fan last week. It…

A Baby in a Caterpillar P5000 Powerloader from Aliens...

A Baby in a Caterpillar P5000 Powerloader…

This one might only be for fans of the film Aliens.  As the titles says, here is a baby in a Caterpillar P5000 Powerloader, which was the device from Aliens that could be worn to assist with construction in space, but was actually used when fighting the Xenomorphs…   Although rather than the one from…

A Lego Keyboard

How wonderful: A working Lego keyboard

Lego seems to be en vogue at the moment, and I am pleased to see one of my favourite childhood toys enjoying a resurgence in popularity.  I was also pleased to see an interesting use of Lego, to build a fully functioning keyboard.  Of course, there are some parts of a standard keyboard that are…

The Anti-texting bear

The Anti-Texting Bear…

At SXSW, or South by South West, the series of festivals in Austin Texas each March, there are all sorts of opportunities to see wonderful new things, be they music, film, or gadgets.  However, a growing problem in the modern world is that people manage not to see these as they walk right by whilst…

Dillo Jean, the dancing Armadillo

Dillo Jean: The Armadillo who dances to Michael Jackson

Another amusing animal video for you. This time, it’s an armadillo, gathering some leaves, which in itself would be a little amusing. However, play some music that is in time with the movements of the armadillo, and you have something much more funny. In this case, the sound track is Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean, which…

A squirrel steals a model plane

Squirrel Steals Model Plane

Another video that made me chuckle. This one shows an apparent theft, which would be best described by a newspaper headline like “squirrel steals model plane”. I suspect some remote control, film editing and set up is required, but I’m sure many of you like me would be amused at the idea of a squirrel…

Eye of the Tiger Played on a Dot Matrix Printer

Eye of the Tiger played on a Dot Matrix Printer

Another odd and slightly amusing video for you. Here is the Survivor classic Eye of the Tiger being played on a dot matrix printer. A whole new meaning to the phrase “the printer is jamming”. I know you have all been waiting for this classic… I have no idea who had the time and the…