Eye of the Tiger Played on a Dot Matrix Printer

Ink Jokes

A quick look around the study for inspiration for this week’s one liners, and I spotted the printer.  We’ve already had printer jokes, so here are some ink jokes.  As normal, don’t expect too much originality or hilarity….



Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra violet ink. Now people see me in a different light.

The ink was sad because it was in the pen and didn’t know how long the sentence would be…

My printer complained when I used the wrong colour of ink.  It said, “Don’t use that tone with me”.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

Who lived in the Wild West and squirted ink? Billy the Squid.

I tried to shave with a bic recently. Got ink everywhere.

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question. I couldn’t see what the problem was.

I bought an HP printer the other day. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.



last week’s Dance Jokes are here.


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