Printer Jokes

Like many people working in an office, I spent some time today standing waiting for the printer to finish some documents, and whilst I was waiting, I thought that a good topic for this week’s one liners and puns would be printer jokes. So, here are a few, although they come as normal with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.

 

I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming.

 

A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper. He’s a printer.

 

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question. I couldn’t see what the problem was.

 

Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra violet ink. Now people see me in a different light.

 

A friend couldn’t understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working. I told him that it was like a brother to me.

 

Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying “I just can’t get enough”. Turned out it was in Depeche Mode.

 

Friend showed me his new, very expensive 3D printer. Apparently it can print anything. I’ve asked him to print me a 3D printer.

 

I’m using my printer to put jokes on the labels of oxo cubes. It’s become a laughing stock.

 

I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision.

 

Bought an HP printer the other day. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.

 

Bit surprised by the free printer I got with my new computer. He’s called Arthur and he’s worked in newspapers for 14 years.

 

 

Last week’s candle jokes are here.

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