Printer Jokes

Like many people working in an office, I spent some time today standing waiting for the printer to finish some documents, and whilst I was waiting, I thought that a good topic for this week’s one liners and puns would be printer jokes. So, here are a few, although they come as normal with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.


I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming.

A friend of mine made the front page of the local paper. He’s a printer.

When I was at school, I put invisible ink in the printer before printing a maths question. I couldn’t see what the problem was.

Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra violet ink. Now people see me in a different light.

A friend couldn’t understand why I was so upset when my cheap reproduction printer stopped working. I told him that it was like a brother to me.

Friend showed me his new, very expensive 3D printer. Apparently it can print anything. I’ve asked him to print me a 3D printer.

I’m using my printer to put jokes on the labels of oxo cubes. It’s become a laughing stock.

I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision.

Bought an HP printer the other day. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.

Bit surprised by the free printer I got with my new computer. He’s called Arthur and he’s worked in newspapers for 14 years.



Last week’s candle jokes are here.

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