Dinosaurs at Drayton Manor

Dinosaur Jokes

I was out for dinner last weekend and the topic of dinosaur jokes came up – long story – and after much debate as to what the joke was the provided a particular punchline, it seemed that dinosaur jokes would make as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Some of these, though, may age from the time of the dinosaurs, and the humour in them might have become extinct some time ago…

 

 

Which dinosaur had the best vocabulary?  Thesaurus.

A friend asked me which writer had the best dinosaur stories. I suggested he try Sarah Topps.

Local museum has a new dinosaur exhibit. Don’t know if it will be popular. Remains to be seen.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Why did archaeopteryx catch the worm?  It was an early bird.

How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a break? Tea, Rex?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? He hadn’t evolved into a chicken yet.

Thought I’d found a dinosaur skeleton but it turned out to be a fossil arm.

What dinosaur makes most noise when he is a sleep?  Tyrannosnorus

What sort of dinosaur never gives up?  A try-try-triceratops

What sort of dinosaur takes part in rodeos?  A bronco-saurus

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent.

What was the scariest dinosaur?  A terror dactyl.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?  Jurassic Pork.

The thesaurus was the first dinosaur to become extinct, defunct, superseded, disappeared, exterminated, gone, deceased…

 

 

And those two jokes from last weekend…

 

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?  Do-you-think-he-saurus

What did the one eyed dinosaur say to his dog?  Do-you-think-he-saurus, Rex?

 

 

 

 

Last week’s seal jokes are here.

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