Sebastian Vettel eating a banana

Banana Jokes

There is something inherently funny about bananas. Even the name is somehow amusing. Think of all those physical slapstick routines features a banana skin on a pathment somewhere, or those jokes like “time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”. In their honour, here are some banana jokes, although as normal they are not guaranteed to be either funny or original. In fact, some of these are old enough that they could be carbon dated. Oh, and there’s a photo of Sebastian Vettel eating a banana.


I took a banana to the doctor yesterday. It wasn’t peeling well.

Why did the banana go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

I used to have a banana fancy dress costume, but it split.

A friend keeps having nightmares about half eaten bananas. We suspect it’s a mid-Fyffe crisis.

A friend of mine is so unlucky that the last banana he bought was empty.

What is yellow and writes? A ball point banana.

Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour.

What sort of key opens a banana? A monkey.

I felt safe when I saw a banana skin on the path the other day. I was wearing a Slipknot tee shirt.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.


Oh, and that Seb Vettel picture.


Sebastian Vettel eating a banana

Sebastian Vettel eating a banana



If you like these, then there is an index of such jokes here.

Last week’s washing jokes are here.