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Washing Jokes

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is washing jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…



Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a bold move.

Been invited to a hair washing party. I’ve no excuse not to go.

Asked a girl who works in the local pet grooming parlour out to dinner once.  She couldn’t make it, she was washing her hare.

Friend told me he had set up business washing mice & rats. Thought it was dodgy at first, then realised it was squeaky clean.

Took a friend to the cleaners the other day. His washing machine had broken.

Had a race to see who could hang out the washing quickest.  It was level pegging.

Took a risk washing my clothes when there was a chance of rain. I put it all on the line.

What travels along your washing line at 100 miles per hour? Honda pants.

A friend did a PhD in Washing Machines. He’s a Spin Doctor.

What do you call a nun sitting on a washing machine? Sistermatic.

A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes. It’s a real money spinner.

Kirk asked Spock what sort of washing powder he uses.  “That’s biological, captain”.



Last week’s lion jokes are here.

There is an index of such jokes here.