What do you call a woman who plays pool whilst balancing four pint glasses on her

Glass Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is glass jokes, which as normal come with no guarantee of humour or originality…

 

 

 

Saw a chess player snacking on crisps whilst drinking from an exotic looking glass. Pawn Cocktail.

 

A friend’s pessimistic attitude cost him his job as a barman. With him, the glass was always half empty.

 

What do you call a woman who plays pool whilst balancing four pint glasses on her? Beatrix Potter.

 

They’ve started a collection to open a pool near me. I gave them a glass of water.

 

Why do Java developers often wear glasses? They can’t C#.

 

How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.

 

Every time I take a drink from a glass, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.

 

Turned down an opportunity to invest in a company making frosted glass balls. Couldn’t see any future in it.

 

Local glass blower inhaled whilst working. He ended up with a pane in his stomach.

 

I was on a flight and I asked for a glass of water. The cabin crew asked “still?” I said “well, I haven’t changed my mind”.

 

 

 

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