As normal for a Friday, here are some cheesy one-liners for those who like really bad puns that are old and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…
Went to Doctor and said I keep singing Delilah. The doctor said “It’s Tom Jones Syndrome”. I asked “Is it common?” He said, “It’s Not Unusual”…
When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a frog tapping things out on a piece of wood. Turned out it was a morse toad.
I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay. There’s no catch.
I’m also selling a broken pub quiz machine online. No questions asked
The doctor said “How many cups of tea do you have a day, roughly?”. I said “none, I always sip them gently.”
A bulb walks into an airport with no bags, wearing only a shirt & sandals. The check-in agent says “Travelling light?” He says “Yes, I am”
I had a pelican curry for lunch. It tasted OK, but the bill was enormous.
I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say thank you.
I had a Shepherd’s pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy.
I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming…
Last week’s jokes are here.
If you like these cheesy one liners, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.