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Cheesy One-liners: It’s Friday

As normal for a Friday, here are some cheesy one-liners for those who like really bad puns that are old and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…




Went to Doctor and said I keep singing Delilah. The doctor  said “It’s Tom Jones Syndrome”.  I asked “Is it common?”  He said, “It’s Not Unusual”…


When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a frog tapping things out on a piece of wood. Turned out it was a morse toad.


I am trying to sell a gate for free on eBay.  There’s no catch.


I’m also selling a broken pub quiz machine online. No questions asked


The doctor said “How many cups of tea do you have a day, roughly?”. I said “none, I always sip them gently.”


A bulb walks into an airport with no bags, wearing only a shirt & sandals. The check-in agent says “Travelling light?” He says “Yes, I am”


I had a pelican curry for lunch. It tasted OK, but the bill was enormous.


I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say thank you.


I had a Shepherd’s pie for lunch today. He wasn’t happy.


I keep hearing music coming from the printer. I think the paper is jamming…





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