The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time.
I held up my watch to a mirror. It was time for reflection.
I bought five watches the other day. I have a lot of time on my hands….
Got a new 24 hour watch yesterday and it’s broken already. It only lasted a day.
How can you tell when your watch is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
A friend of mine has taken up eating watches, but takes forever to get through each one. It’s time consuming.
I heard that the British Horological Society was looking for nominations for new members, so I put my watch forward.
Why did the boy throw the watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
For sale: Watch with half a face. For a limited time only.
I saw a billboard with a picture of a watch on it. I guess that’s a sign of the times.
Last week’s snake jokes are here.
If you like these watch jokes, there is an alphabetical list of jokes over here.