The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time. I held up my watch…
This week (5th February 2014) saw the 90th birthday of a British institution that is very familiar every time that it is encountered, and one which many might think now lacks relevance, yet is still fondly appreciated by its many fans. It was, of course, time to say Happy Birthday to The Pips. The Pips,…
After last week’s sign jokes, a similar one word theme for this week; time jokes. Below are a series of one-liners that have a comment about time in some way (a few a bit tenuous), and all come with the usual caveats of a lack of originality and not being that funny. I do hope…