Snow Jokes

The first snow flurries of the winter for many in Britain have either just happened or are just about to, although of course parts of Scotland have been seeing snow for weeks. However, it seems a good time for some snow jokes, although this downfall may not be too funny or original…

 

 

Where does a snowman dance? At a snowball.

I’d be better at walking in these conditions if I could just get to grip with this ice and snow.

How do you find Will Smith in a snow drift? Look for the fresh prints.

What sort of cakes do snowmen like? Those with thick icing.

Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice & snow of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.

Why do bees stay in their hives during snow storms? ‘Swarm.

How do you stop your mouth from freezing in the snow? Grit your teeth.

Sent a friend a pile of snow and sent them a text saying “get my drift?”

I took the recent snow warnings with a pinch of salt.

Bought a snow shovel this week. It had melted by the time I got it home.

How do snowmen travel? By icicle.

 

 

Last week’s presents jokes are here.

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