Samsung Galaxy S6

Phone Jokes

I wrote earlier in the week about attending the Mobile World Congress this week in Barcelona, where the new Samsung Galaxy S6 was launched, so what better a topic for this week’s one liners and puns than phone jokes. Don’t be too shocked though, like with most ring tones, at a lack of originality or humour.


I phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said “Hello?”, so I said “Sorry, wrong number” and hung up.

Friend of mine used to take his iron to his job at the telephone exchange. He was a smooth operator.

Why didn’t the skeleton have a mobile? He had no body to talk to.

I got an SMS telling me that Rosberg would win this year’s Formula One championship. Predictive texts drive me mad.

Fell asleep on my smartphone the other day. I had downloaded a nap.

What network is Luke Skywalker on? Yodafone.

What’s the most popular network in Yorkshire? T’Mobile.

Why does Mr Potato Head have a mobile? In case Mr Onion Rings.

Put my phone into Airplane mode. What a rubbish transformer.

My mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. It’s chordless.

A friend of mine has a mobile phone shaped like an Italian dumpling. It’s a gnocchia.

I can’t picture myself without a camera phone.



Last week’s castle jokes are here.

There is an index of jokes here.