Caerlaverock Castle

Castle Jokes

I wrote earlier this week about a trip to the fantastic Bolsover Castle, one of the many fine properties managed by English Heritage, and so, with castles in my head, here are some castle jokes.  You may need some defense from these… Of course, they come with the usual lack of guarantee of funniness or originality.  The photo, by the way, for this is of the impressive Caerlaverock Castle in south west Scotland. Well worth a visit.

 

Dracula has moved out of his castle for a few weeks.  It’s getting a revamp.

 

I tried reading a book about a castle with the drawbridge up, but I couldn’t get into it.

 

Bought a castle with a device to fill the gap under the drawbridge.  It’s a remoat control.

 

Given the recent economic times, I’ve bought a bouncy castle in case the employment market takes a downturn.  It will give me something to fall back on.

 

I sleep in a castle once every two weeks.  It’s my fort night.

 

The king took a risk by moving the meat store to the top of the castle’s tower.  The steaks are high.

 

Why did the king leave his castle and go to the dentist?  To get his teeth crowned…

 

A higher rate of inflation isn’t bad news for everyone; it’s good for the bouncy castle sector.

 

Which of King Arthur’s knights invented the Round Table for his castle?  Sir Conference.

 

Castles were great places to go to party.  They were famous for their knight life.

 

 

Last week’s pizza jokes are here.

The joke index is here.