Light Jokes

Spring is here, British Summer Time has arrived, and the sun is shining, so this week here are some light jokes. Not lightbulb jokes though as that’s a whole other genre. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…



A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. “No, I’m travelling light.”

When Joseph Swan thought of the light bulb, did a candle appear above his head..?

Man walks into a dentist & says “I think I’m a moth”. Dentist says “You need a doctor not a dentist”. He says “I know but your light was on”

Unscrewed a lightbulb earlier. I was delighted.

Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra violet ink. Now people see me in a different light.

Found our the difference between a hippo and a Zippo. One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter

Thought the hall was a bit gloomy so I turned the light on. I’m full of bright ideas.

“We don’t serve faster than light particles here.” A tachyon walks into a bar…

Got a job as a theatre lighting technician once. It was spot on.

Traffic lights on my road have broken. No change there.

Got a new fridge. You should have seen my face light up when I opened it.



Last week’s butter jokes are here.

If you like these, have a look over here.