Garlic Jokes

Looking for inspiration for some puns this week, and I thought of fruit as seems to be a topic of conversation increasingly frequently, but I’ve branched out a little with these garlic jokes. As normal don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…



How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate garlic bread long before it was cool.

How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.

I know someone who has a dog that keeps eating garlic. His bark is worse than his bite.

I was arguing with a friend in Pizza Hut the other day when my best mate came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table and ran off. I wish he would stop taking sides.

Where does garlic go for a drink? The salad bar.

I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. I start by crushing it, adding some basil and pine nuts and then I blend them with some parmesan and olive oil and, hey, pesto!

Dracula collapsed after eating some garlic in a salad. Another victim of buffet, the vampire slayer.



Last week’s bear jokes are here.

If you like these sorts of jokes, have a look over here.