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Bear Jokes

Another random topic this week, here are a series of bear jokes, and no mention of walking into a bar as everyone knows that one. That said, there’s no guarantee of originality or hilarity here as usual…  And in case you are curious, have a look at the story about the anti-texting bear, more details and a video here.

 

 

What’s cold, white and smells minty? A polo bear.

 

What do you call Paddington without an umbrella? A drizzly bear.

 

What’s the best cheese to encourage a grizzly? Camembert…

 

Why do bears have fur coats? Because they’d look silly in fluffy jumpers.

 

Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.

 

What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? A yoga bear.

 

What’s the best way to catch a spy bear? In a honey trap.

 

Why don’t bears like fast food? It’s hard to catch.

 

Every time someone says “bear in mind”, I think of Paddington.

 

I fought off a bear in my pyjamas once. No idea how he got into them.

 

 

Last week’s font jokes are here if they are your type…

If you like these bear jokes, have a look at this alphabetical list of joke topics here.

 

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