The Anti-texting bear

Bear Jokes

Another random topic this week, here are a series of bear jokes, and no mention of walking into a bar as everyone knows that one. That said, there’s no guarantee of originality or hilarity here as usual…  And in case you are curious, the photo for this page is about the anti-texting bear, more details and a video here.



What’s cold, white and smells minty? A polo bear.

What do you call Paddington without an umbrella? A drizzly bear.

What’s the best cheese to encourage a grizzly? Camembert…

Why do bears have fur coats? Because they’d look silly in fluffy jumpers.

Not sure about my new sat nav. I was in the local safari park, and it said bear left. It was clearly an elephant.

What sort of creature hibernates in odd poses? A yoga bear.

What’s the best way to catch a spy bear? In a honey trap.

Why don’t bears like fast food? It’s hard to catch.

Every time someone says “bear in mind”, I think of Paddington.

I fought off a bear in my pyjamas once. No idea how he got into them.


Last week’s font jokes are here if they are your type…

If you like these, there are plenty more jokes here.