A cow in a field near Larne

Field jokes

No particular reason for the topic this week, but this page of one liners and puns is all about field jokes.  As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.  And these are not outstanding in their field…



Two cows in a field. One says “Moo”. The other says, “I was going to say that”.

Went into a friend’s field the other day and found a Land Rover. That was a nice Discovery.

A friend of mine thought that the local farmer was a magician because he heard that he had turned his cows into a field.

Local farmer added a step to get over his fence into his field. I like his stile.

A farmer friend of mine got his tractor stuck. He drove it into a magnetic field.

Two cows in a field on a cold winter’s night. One cow says to the other, “I don’t know about you but I’m fresian”.

Spent 24 hours in a meadow once. Had a field day.

What did the duck say in the quantum field? Quark.

Nine cows in a field, which one is from the Middle East? Cow eight.

Saw a field with only one tree in it. I thought, “That doesn’t look poplar”.



Last week’s Interim Management jokes are here.

There is an index of such jokes here.