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Interim Management Jokes

I’ve posted jokes on various topics and sometimes do get requests. My colleague Martin suggested a topic of interim management for this week’s one liners, which is rather specific, but I think there are a few out there… As normal, these Interim Management Jokes come with no guarantee of funniness or originality.

 

 

A friend of mine said he had a job managing the local bowling alley. “ten pin?”, I asked. “No, permanent”.

A friend gave up his job as a shepherd as every time he tried to count his flock, he fell asleep.

A friend of mine lost his job at a fish supplies company. He opened a whole can of worms.

Got a temporary job as a banker, but I lost interest.

Chap I know manages a football team of roadies.  They play in a 4-1-2-1-2 formation.

I heard that a sacked dodgem supervisor is taking his former employer to court claiming Funfair Dismissal…

Had to give up my job at the dress alteration company. Apparently I didn’t turn up enough.

A friend got fired because his communication skills were not good enough. He didn’t know what to say.

Another friend got a job as a postman. On his first day, he was handed a letter. He looked at it, and thought “this isn’t for me”.

My bank manager doesn’t give my business ideas the credit they deserve.

Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy.

Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.

OK, a few are a bit tenuous to count as interim management jokes…

 

 

Last week’s firework jokes are here.

There is an index of jokes like this here.