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Chicken Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners is chicken jokes, which I was surprised that I had not already put together a page on chickens. As normal don’t expect hilarity or originality. In fact, some are positively fowl.

 

Where’s the best place to find out about chickens? In a hencyclopedia.

 

A local farmer thought his chicken coop was haunted. He had to call the eggsocist.

 

I think the ghost in the chicken coop was a poultrygheist.

 

How do chickens leave the motorway? They take the eggs-it.

 

Why did the swan cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.

 

Great Eggspectations. A classic novel by Charles Chickens.

 

Why did the chicken sit on an axe? She wanted to hatchet.

 

Went for a curry the other week, had a chicken tarka. It’s like a chicken tikka but a little otter.

 

What is a chicken racing driver’s favourite part of the car? The Eggs-celerator.

 

Watched a chicken cross the road. It was poultry in motion.

 

I was grilling a chicken last night. “For the last time, why did you cross the road?”

 

A chicken and an egg walk into a bar. The barman says, “Who’s first?”

 

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg.

 

Local amateur poultry team had their new star striker chicken banned. Apparently he was a professional fowl.

 

Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken.

 

What direction do chickens swim in a pool? Cluck wise.

 

Asked in a local restaurant how they prepare their chickens. Chap said “We just tell them straight that they’re going to die”.

 

I made some jerk chicken today. He didn’t even say thank you.

 

 

Last week’s fish jokes are here.

If you like the chicken jokes, have a look over here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.