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Breakfast Jokes

Welcome to the first blog post of 2018, and as it’s good to start with a hearty breakfast, here are some breakfast jokes.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 

 

Why does a French man normally only have a single egg for breakfast?  Because one egg is an oeuf.

 

Bought a new HP printer recently. The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.

 

Some friends are discussing the best way to make a toasted sandwich for breakfast. I’m playing Breville’s Adovcate.

 

Had a mean breakfast the other day. Tasted average.

 

I’d tell you the joke about some jam on a piece of bread for breakfast but you might spread it.

 

“I was in a play called breakfast in bed once”. “Did you have a big role?” “No, just toast with a bit of jam”.

 

A bacon sandwich walks into a pub. The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.

 

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies

 

The best time to have eggs for breakfast is Easter.

 

I’ve made a really hot breakfast, but I’m not one to blow my own crumpet.

 

 

Last week’s balloon jokes are here

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