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Friday nonsense

Friday is, as always, the day for bad jokes, puns, and other such things.  If you are missing a regular dose of Friday nonsense, here you go…  As always, don’t expect originality or even that much funniness… but possibly the odd groan.       Apparently the best way to arrange a good space themed…

herbivore

Bad Joke Friday….

Every Friday I put together a few bad jokes, which are generally not original or particularly funny.  If you are a fan of the bad joke, you might like these, though.       What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward. What do you call a man…

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Some more puns for a Friday….

As you know, Friday is bad joke day, so here are some more puns that are not original, or even that funny… I hope that you do enjoy them, and there is a list at the bottom of the page to other, similar bad jokes…       “Sunday, Monday, Happy Days / Tuesday, Wednesday,…

brake fluid

More bad one-liners….

Friday morning means let’s find some more one-liners…  Here are some old, unoriginal puns to make you groan… These one-liners are no better than the normal collection..       Went to the Shoe Menders’ Convention. What a load of cobblers.   A friend’s car broke down between the harbour and Birthdays. He’s stuck between…

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A few cheesy corny puns for a Friday

As normal, a few cheesy corny puns for a Friday, and as normal, they are not original, not new, and mostly not that funny.  But hopefully they will raise a few groans….     Ticket inspectors; you’ve got to hand it to them…   A guy told me to buy shares in a company that…