This week’s joke theme is jobs, following on from this page, so here are some more career jokes for you. Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity… I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Quite difficult to get a job at Citroen. Had to send them 2…
As the weekly joke updates recently have taken a theme, it seemed only right that the cheesey jokes should have a week where the subject was actually cheese jokes, and here it is. I normally comment that you should not expect the jokes to be particularly funny or original, and that is particularly true of…
In keeping with recent joke updates having a theme, as per a request from Kevin, here are a series of sports jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be original, or for that matter, terrifically funny…. Local tennis club’s website is down. I think they are having problems with their server. No…
Following on from last two weeks’ themed jokes, at Kevin’s request, I thought that this week could follow the same idea, but making use of my sister in law, Hannah’s joke from last week which made me chuckle, so here are some salad jokes. An unusual option, I know… ..and there is a joke linking…
I was challenged last week, after a page of pirate jokes to mark International Talk Like A Pirate Day, by Kevin, to see if I could have some more themed pages of jokes. Here is a series of career jokes with the usual caveats of not being that funny or original… Friend of…
As yesterday, 19th September, was International Talk Like A Pirate Day, this week’s collection of unoriginal and groan inducing one liners take the form of pirate jokes. They are the normal collection of one-liners and puns, but with a particular theme this week. A couple of these may seem a little familiar… …
As always, Friday is the day for bad jokes that might not be that funny or original… I do hope that you enjoy them and don’t groan too much. A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof. A friend’s desire to always think…
As you may be aware, Friday is the day for witty one-liners here, although I do use the term witty in its broadest sense, and some of these stretch all the way to a second line with some browser settings, so please don’t be disappointed if they are not original, nor that witty…. …
As always, here are some Friday jokes, puns and one liners, that are not necessarily particularly original, or terrifically funny, but they may raise the occasional smile or groan… Sad that the local archery business had to close. They weren’t hitting their targets. Had to give up on my plan to…
This perhaps could be better defined as “Friday unfunnies” than “Friday funnies”, as it is the usual weekly round up of unoriginal, and not always that funny, series of puns, one-liners and jokes. Here goes… My laptop keeps playing “Someone Like You”. It’s a Dell. I was going to plug my…
This week’s collection of bad jokes seems to be strongly focused on bad puns, with the first one among those that popped out in a conversation yesterday. As always, I hope that you enjoy this collection of bad puns and poor jokes, which are neither original nor that funny really…! Really good…
You’ve guessed it, unfunny Friday is another collection of the usual unfunny, unoriginal jokes that might make you groan rather than laugh… The economic situation might be improving. Spoke to a litter clearer earlier who said that business was picking up. The batteries went in my torch last night. I was…