Herding Reindeer

Reindeer Jokes

It’s Christmas Day, and as we have already had Christmas Cracker Jokes and Christmas Jumper Jokes, here are some Reindeer Jokes.  If you like reindeer, by the way, you might also like this.  These jokes, as normal, come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…



What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh.

What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer.

What do young reindeer want for Christmas? A pony sleigh station.

What do you call a reindeer who can write with his left and his right hoof? Bambidextorous.

What game do reindeer play at home? Stable tennis.

What do you call a reindeer that loves cheese? Mickey Moose.

Why did the man take a reindeer to a party with him? It was a stag night.

Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught…

What happened to the reindeer who went speed dating? He pulled a cracker.

What do angry reindeer have for dessert? Cross Moose Puddings.

What do reindeer use to drain their carrots? An advent colander.

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer…



Last week’s Star Wars Jokes are here.

If you like these, there’s an index of all the joke pages here.