This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony. On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. A…
Like most people, I’ve had that annoying experience of trying to think of a new password that is complex enough to be secure and memorable enough to be useful, and that seemed as good a topic as any, so here are some password jokes. Don’t worry, none of them are too cryptic, but don’t expect…
We’ve had Bath Jokes previously so this week it’s the turn of shower jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… given the topic, they are of course, all clean jokes, although you might not gel with all of them… A chap checks into a hotel, and is asked if he…
It was World Penguin Day earlier this week, so Penguin Jokes seems a fitting a topic as ever for this week’s puns. I’m a big fan of penguins, and you can see me feeding some of them here. As normal, these jokes come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… How do penguins…
I was out for dinner last night thinking about a topic for this week’s puns and rice jokes came to mind. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. I opened my birthday card and rice poured out everywhere. It was from Uncle Ben. I was at a…
I went to a reunion this week of some old colleagues and friends, some of whom I hadn’t seen in ages. It was a lovely evening, and the subject of jokes came up, and it was suggested that perhaps the evening could inspire a page here, hence here are some Reunion Jokes. Unfortunately this page…
A breakfast inspired topic for this week’s puns, all on the theme of bacon jokes. They may have come as inspiration as I was working out what to have to start the day earlier in the week…. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A bacon sandwich…
We’ve previously had television jokes, and this week’s puns are on a related topic of Remote Control Jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got offered a television for £50 with a broken volume control & no remote. I couldn’t turn it down. The local television…
I was driving into Birmingham yesterday thinking about topics for one liners, and as I was traversing Spaghetti Junction -or Gravelly Hill Interchange if you prefer – I thought that Pasta Jokes would make a good topic. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Almost dropped a plate…
I was thinking about a topic for this week’s one liners and realised I was staring into a lake, so here are some lake jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. I’m also not sure if these are all a bit shallow or whether we have jumped in at the…
We’ve had various fruit based jokes before including apples, lemons and bananas, so continuing the occasional theme, here are some pear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you like them, have a go at playing Guess My Fruit. Went to the shop today to buy…
It was Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, earlier this week, so here are some pancake jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like pancakes, you might also like this. Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road. Tossing and…