I was reminded of an old joke about cakes this week and was surprised to find I had not already included a page of cake based puns, so here are some cake jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A man walks into a bakery with a…
It’s exam season at the moment with lots of people getting their results, so here are some exam jokes. I remember getting my A level results really clearly, best wishes to all those who just got their results. Of course, these jokes as normal come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… …
The topic for this week’s page of puns is rocket jokes, so hopefully these will take off. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man. Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket…
Inspired by a few recent summertime trips to the seaside, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of shell jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…. And a few of them do stretch the definition of shell. If you listen to a UNIX shell, can you…
This week’s topic for one liners and puns is Mirror Jokes, so reflect on these. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection. What does a cheese say to itself in a mirror? Halloumi. …
The sun has been shining during this first week of July, and there have been plenty of fans and air conditioning units hard at work, so here are some fan jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine used to love farm machinery, now…
The ATM, or cash machine, reached its fiftieth birthday in the U.K. this week. To mark the occasion, here are some ATM jokes, some of which may be older than the machines themselves. They were always designed for humour, with their launch being made by a celebrity first customer, Reg Varney, before he moved on…
This week’s topic for puns is Lamp Jokes. However, no genie (or djini) in the lamp jokes here as that could be a page all by itself, a bit like the “how many x does it take to change a lightbulb” type, which no doubt will arrive here at some stage. Don’t, as always, expect…
The topic for this week’s puns is Pepper Jokes, so take them with a pinch of salt. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Someone told me I looked like a pepper mill. I took it as a condiment. Why do seals live in salt water? Pepper…
Staring to my laptop earlier thinking about joke topics gave me the idea of keyboard Jokes for this week’s puns. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality. The benefit of working at a laptop keyboard factory, extra shifts. I dropped a really big crumb on my laptop keyboard. Turned…
I was looking for some stationery this week, and it made me think about topics for a page of puns. We’ve had ruler jokes before, so on a similar theme, here are some pencil jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of either hilarity or originality… A policeman came up to…
After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie…