I have oddly had lots of shoe based conversations in the last few days, so this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shoe Jokes (thanks Tim & Aimee). As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to the filling station this morning for petrol.…
The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is map jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… but hopefully they will help you find your way through. I love my map. I’d be lost without it. Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their maps stolen.…
The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is tooth jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity…. I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation. A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then…
The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is trouser jokes. Of course, if you are a user of American English, that’s Pant Jokes, but I’m sure you know what I mean. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Was in a hurry so tried pressing…
The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is dragon jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The most stressful thing about being a dragon must be trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. What is the difference between St George and Santa’s…
The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is cat jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now. Lost money playing poker with one of the big cats…
Inspired by a recent conversation, the topic for this week’s one liners and puns is mime jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. A friend of mine got a job as a judge for a mime talent contest. It’s the quiet ones you’ve got to watch. …
This week’s puns and one liners come with the topic of plate jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour. Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster. …
It’s often said that jokes are all about delivery, so here are some delivery jokes. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality… Had a night out with a group of Wagon Wheel delivery drivers. They really take the biscuit. A friend wants to give up being a postman to become a…
This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of parrot jokes, for no particular reason. As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity… What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What do you…
The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time. I held up my watch…
This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of snake jokes, for no particular reason. They just happen to rhyme with last week’s cake jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’m a bit worried about the snake that ate the Meccano set. Apparently he’s now…