The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is roof jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. Went to a party with a construction team the other week. They really raised the roof. My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through…
We’ve had a few musical themed posts in the past, and this week’s series of puns and one liners follow that trend with the topic being guitar jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It…
This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… I left my bike beside a wall the other day, and it fell over. It was two tyred. I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived. There…
This week’s collection of one liners and corny puns take the form of bath jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar. Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make…
This week’s topic for one liners and puns is curtain jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Venetian blinds are excellent. Without them, it would be curtains for everyone. Came downstairs earlier and was sad to see that my curtains were drawn. I was relieved to…
Following on from last week’s paint jokes, this week’s collection of one liners take the theme of construction jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… Always convinced myself that my friend wasn’t taking things from local building sites, but when I look back now, the signs were there. …
A conversation this week about a Pun Of The Day conversation ended up with us talking about Paint Jokes, so here are some one liners on that topic. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality… What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. A bald friend painted rabbits on his…
A colleague this week told me about his time working in a pie factory, and his witty anecdotes helped me chose a topic for this week’s one liners, so here are some pie jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. The local pie shop almost never closes.…
It’s my birthday today, so here are some birthday jokes to mark the occasion. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. A man moves to a new house. For the first three days on the way to work he sees a woman hitting her son with a log…
This week’s series of one liners takes the form of Middle Earth Jokes due to one particularly festive line. As normal, these will not magic up hilarity or originality… Saw a great Hobbit pinball machine. Doesn’t accept coins though, only Tolkeins. Dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings last night, turned…
In the midst of the Christmas Party season, here are some Bottle Jokes. As normal they don’t come with any guarantee of hilarity or originality. Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water. On a flight, off on holiday. The cabin crew…
This week’s one liners take the topic robot jokes, which are mainly very short riddles, for some reason. A couple of Star Wars related ones in there too, and one from Dr Who…. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I got myself a new robot puppy. Dogmatic.…