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Friday nonsense

Friday is, as always, the day for bad jokes, puns, and other such things.  If you are missing a regular dose of Friday nonsense, here you go…  As always, don’t expect originality or even that much funniness… but possibly the odd groan.       Apparently the best way to arrange a good space themed…

herbivore

Bad Joke Friday….

Every Friday I put together a few bad jokes, which are generally not original or particularly funny.  If you are a fan of the bad joke, you might like these, though.       What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward. What do you call a man…

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Some more puns for a Friday….

As you know, Friday is bad joke day, so here are some more puns that are not original, or even that funny… I hope that you do enjoy them, and there is a list at the bottom of the page to other, similar bad jokes…       “Sunday, Monday, Happy Days / Tuesday, Wednesday,…

brake fluid

More bad one-liners….

Friday morning means let’s find some more one-liners…  Here are some old, unoriginal puns to make you groan… These one-liners are no better than the normal collection..       Went to the Shoe Menders’ Convention. What a load of cobblers.   A friend’s car broke down between the harbour and Birthdays. He’s stuck between…

in cider trading

A few cheesy corny puns for a Friday

As normal, a few cheesy corny puns for a Friday, and as normal, they are not original, not new, and mostly not that funny.  But hopefully they will raise a few groans….     Ticket inspectors; you’ve got to hand it to them…   A guy told me to buy shares in a company that…

pigment of your imagination

Friday, a day for cheesy jokes.

As always, it’s Friday and Friday is cheesy jokes day… and as always, they are old, unoriginal and not actually that funny… but let’s hope that you like them anyway and might at least raise a smile.       Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone…