It’s the beginning of a new month and that means it’s April Fools Day 2018. One of the recent updates to April Fools Day is the arrival of lots of joke tweets of the day. Of course, given some of the normal news stories and press releases, it’s sonetimes hard to tell which are the…
This week’s puns and one liners come in the form of taxi jokes. Let yourself be taken away by these, but don’t expect the destination to be originality or hilarity… What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy? When it’s hailing taxis. My friend always went the extra mile at work.…
The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is neck jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. The reason that Dracula has no friends is because he’s a pain in the neck. Looking back, my neck hurts. Went to a club wearing a set of…
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Salt Jokes. Well,it’s the season for it… As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaulted… Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.…
This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of drink jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Just heard someone shouting “Tequila! Vodka! Whiskey!” I said “I call the shots around here”. How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a drink? Tea, Rex?…
The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is needle jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Read about a new website called www.needleinahaystack.com. Took me ages to find it. A police officer spotted a man driving along the motorway with knitting needles. He got…
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Night Jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend if mine had a bit of a brush with the law last night. He was playing against the police curling team. Had a night out with a group…
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of offal jokes. Some would say that plenty of the jokes here are at least a bit offal. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Someone told me that a cow has multiple stomachs. That sounds like a load…
This week’s puns and one liners is inspired by a former colleague, Andy, who spends time in the office interviewing people with a plastic puppet called Bruce The Shark. So, here are some shark jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do you get if you cross…
This week’s one liners and puns takes the theme of scissor jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Tried to take a clip from Kerrang magazine. I realised I needed Rock Paper Scissors. I entered the Scissors of the Year competition but I didn’t make the cut.…
I normally add a page of jokes every Friday, but an exception this week for an additional page of jokes. The last Monday in January is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day when the world can celebrate the Sealed Air product that may be ubiquitous but still makes grown ups and children stop what they are doing…
After last week’s rhubarb jokes and previous apple jokes, this week we have some crumble jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to the shop today to buy some blackberries and apples to make a crumble, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip. …