This week’s one liners and puns take the form of rhubarb jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity… I’m protecting my allotment from burglars by surrounding it with rhubarb wire. My neighbour puts manure on his rhubarb. I prefer custard. Where does rhubarb go for a…
The inclement weather that has plagued my morning commute this week seemed as good an inspiration as any for some puns, so here is a page of fog jokes. I should add, though, that I do remember a journey around the M25, London’s orbital road, about twenty years ago, with a friend who asked why…
Welcome to the first blog post of 2018, and as it’s good to start with a hearty breakfast, here are some breakfast jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why do people normally only have a single egg for breakfast in France? Because one egg is an oeuf.…
The festive period in my house has, in addition to Christmas and New Year, my birthday somewhere between the two, so plenty of parties, and most of the celebratory pun topics have been used up, so here are some balloon jokes as an as of yet unused pun source. As normal, they come with no…
It’s getting close to Christmas, and whilst we’ve had jokes before about all sorts of aspects of Christmas, this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Elf Jokes, most of which are very short and particularly corny. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why did the…
I found myself near the Lake Isle of Innisfree this week, as made famous by the William Butler Yates, on Lough Gill near Sligo in Ireland, and it gave me the topic for this week’s puns and one liners, so here are some island jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or…
This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of rabbit jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I know a bald chap who put a rabbit on his head. He wanted a head of hare. Got in a lift with an animal that looked…
This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of brush jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to a record shop and asked, “have you got anything by the Doors?” He said, “Yes, a bucket of sand, a mop and a brush”. Friend if…
I have oddly had lots of shoe based conversations in the last few days, so this week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shoe Jokes (thanks Tim & Aimee). As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to the filling station this morning for petrol.…
The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is map jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… but hopefully they will help you find your way through. I love my map. I’d be lost without it. Yorkshire Constabulary have had all of their maps stolen.…
The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is tooth jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity…. I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation. A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then…
The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is trouser jokes. Of course, if you are a user of American English, that’s Pant Jokes, but I’m sure you know what I mean. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Was in a hurry so tried pressing…