I recently saw a series of puns about the mail service and thought that a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners might be Post Office Jokes. As normal, their delivery comes with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend wants to give up being a postman to become…
The weekend saw the BTCC Knockhill Rounds 2018 as the British Touring Car Championship made its annual trip to Scotland. The support series included British F4, the Ginetta Juniors and the Porsche Carrera Cup, as well as the Ginetta GT5 challenge which accompanies the BTCC series to Thruxton and Knockhill. The weather forecast was gloomy…
The weekend saw the BTCC teams head north of the border, and the support series there included the British F4 Knockhill Rounds 2018 at the annual Scottish round of the championship. The forecast sounded like a wet weekend was in store, but Saturday turned out to be a bright and sunny day. Qualifying saw Jonathan…
The theme for this week’s puns and one liners in Bread Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve made a really hot breakfast, but I’m not one to blow my own crumpet. A truck has overturned near the local bakery and spilled its load. Police…
Those who know me will know that “quiet” is not a word that normally springs to mind when thinking about me, so perhaps slightly out of character, here are some quiet jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?…
This weekend saw the Rockingham BTCC rounds 2018 with the British Touring Car Championship heading to the Northamptonshier circuit complete with the support series including the Renault Clio Cup, British F4, the Ginetta GT4 Challenge, and the Ginetta Juniors. The weekend saw a few driver changes with Ollie Pidgley making his BTCC debut for Team Hard,…
This weekend saw the Rockingham Clio Cup Rounds 2018 as part of the BTCC support package at the Northamptonshire circuit. With the series not heading to Rockingham in 2019, it may be some time before the teams get a chance to return to the circuit. After a test day on Friday, it was Jack McCarthy…
This weekend saw the British F4 Rockingham Rounds 2018 as part of the BTCC package at the Northamptonshire circuit. Patrik Pasma showed the same form in qualifying as he had done two weeks before at Snetterton, managing to top both the fastest lap and the second fastest lap tables in qualifying to give him the…
The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is key jokes, but as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Hopefully they will open a few doors to humour for you. My laptop is missing a key. I lost ctrl. I’m writing a song about getting my…
This week’s puns and one liners all have a medical theme, so here are some hospital jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.…
The Heather Scarecrow Festival 2018 is in full swing until the 5th August, so we took a trip along this evening to see this year’s entries. To those not familiar with it, the little village of Heather in Leicestershire is now celebrating the 20th anniversary of the scarecrow festival, where various local residents make scarecrows,…
The summer break has ended for the British Touring Car Championship as the drivers and teams made their way to Norfolk last weekend for the BTCC Snetterton Rounds 2018 after a few weeks off since the last round at Croft. Their “holiday” – which included a tyre test – saw warm and fine weather across…