blackberries that would be a crumble

Berry Jokes

There are still some berries on the trees in my garden, keeping the squirrels and other animals fed as autumn moves towards winter, so here are some berry jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like berry based humour, there is a page of banana jokes –…

no main courses just desserts

Cafe Jokes

I spent a lot of one day this week sitting in a cafe, so that seemed as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Here are some cafe jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was sitting in a cafe…

apparently its from a poultree

Leaf Jokes

It’s autumn – or fall, to use the old English word – and as leaves are falling from the trees and giving us a wonderfully colourful autumnal carpet, what better topic for this week’s puns and one liners than Leaf Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.      …

Colin Turkington takes his third BTCC title

The BTCC Finale 2018

The BTCC Finale 2018 was, as normal, held at Brands Hatch, with support provided by British F4, the Renault Clio Cup, the Porsche Carrera Cup, the Ginetta GT4 Supercup and Ginetta Juniors. All of the series had their last rounds for the year over the weekend, and the British Touring Car Championship drivers went into…

Kiern Jewiss takes the British F4 title

The British F4 Finale 2018

Last weekend saw the British Touring Car Championship hold its final event of the year at Brands Hatch, which included the British F4 Finale 2018 which forms one of the support series for BTCC. The drivers went in to the last weekend with two potential series winners, with Kiern Jewiss leading the title from Ayrton…

The Ulster TT Memorial

The International Ulster Trophy Race Memorial

Most motor racing statues are located at race tracks, but the International Ulster Trophy Race Memorial in Ballyrobert, near Belfast International Airport, is in the centre of the village, although it had been a race track once upon a time. Back in 1946, the Ballyclare / Ballyrobert street circuit was used for the International Ulster…

an absolute mint

Polo Jokes

A conversation this week included discussing water polo, so the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Polo Jokes. Not all of the water variety, various interpretations of the word Polo. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       The key thing that stopped me being a…

BTCC Silverstone 2018

BTCC Silverstone Rounds 2018

The recent BTCC Silverstone rounds 2018 made up the penultimate weekend of the championship, with the number of contenders for the title starting to reduce. However, although the series may be reaching its conclusion, it still has the ability to surprise, and at Silverstone, the surprise package on Saturday was Team Hard’s Mike Bushell. The…

British F4 Silverstone 2018

British F4 Silverstone Rounds 2018

The recent BTCC Silverstone rounds 2018 included the penultimate weekend of this year’s British F4 season, and as normal, the weekend was not short on drama or excitement. Qualifying saw Jonathan Hoggard set the fastest time from Kiern Jewiss, with Patrik Pasma in third. The second fastest times, used for the third of the three…

snake size

Number Jokes

The topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Number Jokes, with a few tenuous links. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven…

some chap called spartacus

Raffle Jokes

I was reminded this week of an old joke about a raffle (it’s the first one below), so what better a topic for a page of puns and one liners than raffle jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       At a raffle. All got a bit complicated…

I can teleport

Sofa Jokes

This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of Sofa Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… but if you do like your jokes corny, take a seat and have a read…       Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth.…