2014 Heather Scarecrow Festival

There Are Two Types of People jokes…

A conversation over coffee this week seemed to feature lots of one-liners that featured the starting phrase, “There are two types of people in the world…” or something similar, so here are a series of Two Types of People jokes.  That said, if one of the types of people is those that post original and funny jokes, then this page will prove that I’m certainly one of the others…

 

There are two types of people in the world.  Those that finish what they start.

 

There are two types of people in the world.  Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.

 

There are three types of people in the world.  Those that can count, and those who cannot.

 

There are two types of people in the world.  Those that can keep secrets, and I can’t tell you about the others.

 

There are 6/3 types of people in the world.  Those that get fractions, and those who do not.

 

There are 10 types of people in the world.  Those that understand binary, and those who do not.

 

There are two types of people in the world.  Those with a short attention span and, look over there… it’s a plane!

 

There arrrrrr two types of people in the world.  Those who like pirates, and those who do not.

 

There are II types of people in the world.  Those who understand Roman numerals, and those who do not.

 

There are two types of people in the world.  Those that don’t like things to be mysterious, and….

 

…and a similar themed but different one, there are two secrets to success in life:
1.  Don’t tell them everything you know.

 

Last week’s horse jokes are here.

There is an index of such randomness here.