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Time Travel Jokes

Last week’s Doctor Who jokes went down well, so on a similar theme this week, here are some time travel jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny, and you might have to be a time traveller to go to a time when they were new…



I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.

My local time travel club has postponed their next meeting until last week.

I’ve got a device to fetch futuristic herbs. It’s a thyme machine.

Pleased to say I was voted “Most likely to travel back in time, Class of 2053”

I was going to tell a joke about time travel but nobody laughed.

I used to be addicted to time travel, but that’s all in the past now.

The barman says “we don’t serve time travellers in here”. A time traveller walks into a bar.

Very good friends with the other members of my time travelling club. We go back years.

Time travel classes: Starts 1915.

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.  It was tense.

I’d take up time travel, but there’s no future in it.

Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.



Last week’s Dr Who Jokes are here.

If you like these, have a look over here.