time travel

Time Travel Jokes

Last week’s Doctor Who jokes went down well, so on a similar theme this week, here are some time travel jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny, and you might have to be a time traveller to go to a time when they were new…

 

 

I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.

 

My local time travel club has postponed their next meeting until last week.

 

I’ve got a device to fetch futuristic herbs. It’s a thyme machine.

 

Pleased to say I was voted “Most likely to travel back in time, Class of 2053”

 

I was going to tell a joke about time travel but nobody laughed.

 

I used to be addicted to time travel, but that’s all in the past now.

 

The barman says “we don’t serve time travellers in here”. A time traveller walks into a bar.

 

Very good friends with the other members of my time travelling club. We go back years.

 

Time travel classes: Starts 1915.

 

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar.  It was tense.

 

I’d take up time travel, but there’s no future in it.

 

Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.

 

 

 

Last week’s Dr Who Jokes are here.

If you like these time travel jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

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