Last week’s Doctor Who jokes went down well, so on a similar theme this week, here are some time travel jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny, and you might have to be a time traveller to go to a time when they were new…
I heard a really good time travel joke tomorrow.
My local time travel club has postponed their next meeting until last week.
I’ve got a device to fetch futuristic herbs. It’s a thyme machine.
Pleased to say I was voted “Most likely to travel back in time, Class of 2053”
I was going to tell a joke about time travel but nobody laughed.
I used to be addicted to time travel, but that’s all in the past now.
The barman says “we don’t serve time travellers in here”. A time traveller walks into a bar.
Very good friends with the other members of my time travelling club. We go back years.
Time travel classes: Starts 1915.
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
I’d take up time travel, but there’s no future in it.
Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.
Last week’s Dr Who Jokes are here.
If you like these, have a look over here.