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Colour Jokes

Happy Friday everyone (if you are reading this on a Friday).  The topic of this week’s puns and one-liners is colour jokes, and I hope that you enjoy this collection of colourful comments and witticisms.  As always, no guarantee of originality or funniness…


I went to the doctor and said “I keep dreaming my eyes change colour”. The doctor said, “Don’t worry, it’s just a pigment of your imagination”.

A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, “A carrot”.

What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whiteboards are remarkable.

A friend of mine cooks my making up a recipe and adding a German white wine. It’s an add hock approach to cooking.

What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.



I hoped you liked the colour jokes.  Last week’s collection of jokes about cows can be found here.

There is an index of similar such jokes here.