pigment of your imagination

Colour Jokes

Happy Friday everyone (if you are reading this on a Friday).  The topic of this week’s puns and one-liners is colour jokes, and I hope that you enjoy this collection of colourful comments and witticisms.  As always, no guarantee of originality or funniness…

 

 

 

I went to the doctor and said “I keep dreaming my eyes change colour”. The doctor said, “Don’t worry, it’s just a pigment of your imagination”.

 

A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.

 

What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

 

A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.

 

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

 

A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, “A carrot”.

 

What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.

 

Whiteboards are remarkable.

 

A friend of mine cooks my making up a recipe and adding a German white wine. It’s an add hock approach to cooking.

 

What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.

 

 

 

Last week’s collection of jokes about cows can be found here.

If you like these colour jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

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