Wouldn’t it be great to have a Joke Spray? Just press here for some puns… No idea why, but the topic for this week’s one liners is Spray Jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee with hilarity or originality. The closest we have to a joke spray is an hourly joke delivered on…
There are still some berries on the trees in my garden, keeping the squirrels and other animals fed as autumn moves towards winter, so here are some berry jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like berry based humour, there is a page of banana jokes –…
I spent a lot of one day this week sitting in a cafe, so that seemed as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Here are some cafe jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was sitting in a cafe…
It’s autumn – or fall, to use the old English word – and as leaves are falling from the trees and giving us a wonderfully colourful autumnal carpet, what better topic for this week’s puns and one liners than Leaf Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. …
A conversation this week included discussing water polo, so the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Polo Jokes. Not all of the water variety, various interpretations of the word Polo. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… The key thing that stopped me being a…
I was reminded this week of an old joke about a raffle (it’s the first one below), so what better a topic for a page of puns and one liners than raffle jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… At a raffle. All got a bit complicated…
This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of Sofa Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… but if you do like your jokes corny, take a seat and have a read… Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth.…
I recently saw a series of puns about the mail service and thought that a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners might be Post Office Jokes. As normal, their delivery comes with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend wants to give up being a postman to become…
The theme for this week’s puns and one liners in Bread Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve made a really hot breakfast, but I’m not one to blow my own crumpet. A truck has overturned near the local bakery and spilled its load. Police…
Those who know me will know that “quiet” is not a word that normally springs to mind when thinking about me, so perhaps slightly out of character, here are some quiet jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?…
The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is key jokes, but as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Hopefully they will open a few doors to humour for you. My laptop is missing a key. I lost ctrl. I’m writing a song about getting my…
This week’s puns and one liners all have a medical theme, so here are some hospital jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Who’s the coolest person in the hospital? The Ultra Sound guy. Who stands in for him when he’s on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.…