As normal, the topic for this week’s one liners is from random conversations, and so here are some crisp jokes. Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity. I went into a shop and ask for some helicopter crisps. They didn’t have any, so I had some plain ones instead. Saw a…
We were playing Desert Island Biscuits this week – a bit like the better known Desert Island Discs, if you were stuck on a desert island and could take one type of biscuit with you, what would it be? – and it seemed a good topic for this week’s one liners, so here are some…
Another week when the topic for the one liners has come from my colleague Helen, so here are some rash jokes. As normal no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but luckily they are also not contagious… I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash…
I was told a joke this week by my colleague Helen – but not the same Helen who came up with Swan Jokes – and so the topic for this week’s one liners is ruler jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I like jokes about stationery…
Looking out the window for inspiration for this week’s one liners, I’ve come up with the topic of cloud jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality with this collection of puns. As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud. A Geordie chap walked into a hairdressers and asked…
The inspiration for this week’s page of one liners came from looking at the fruit bowl, so here are a page of grape jokes. Of course, they come with the normal caveats of not being overly funny or original, and they might just make you let out a little whine…. Why did…
This week’s topic for the one liners and puns is coin jokes, so let’s hope these are good for a change… As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… When is it most likely to rain money? When there is change in the weather. Did you hear about the man who swallowed…
It has been a warm week in the UK as the summer arrives, and a traditional summer activity has kicked off with Swan Upping on the river Thames. In honour of that, my colleague Helen suggested that a page of swan jokes would be appropriate for this week’s one liners and puns, so here goes.…
The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is game jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw an owl having a game of chess with a bird with a big beak. I thought “toucan play that game.” Never tell a golfer you’re feeling below…
I’m back home after a few weeks travelling around Scandinavia, which included no shortage of trips over some very impressive and rather long bridges, so the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Bridge Jokes. Don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… Oh, and here is a photo of one of those huge…
This week’s topic for puns and one liners is King Jokes, after meeting the King in Kronborg Castle earlier in the week… As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and some are royally awful. You never see King Edwards or Jersey Royals presenting sport on TV. Only Common…
My son made me a rather lovely Fathers’ Day card for last weekend, so here is a page of card jokes. Don’t expect them to be overly original or funny… A friend’s car broke down between the harbour and Birthdays. He’s stuck between a dock and a card place. There’s a problem…