This week’s one liners and puns takes the theme of scissor jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Tried to take a clip from Kerrang magazine. I realised I needed Rock Paper Scissors. I entered the Scissors of the Year competition but I didn’t make the cut.…
I normally add a page of jokes every Friday, but an exception this week for an additional page of jokes. The last Monday in January is Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day when the world can celebrate the Sealed Air product that may be ubiquitous but still makes grown ups and children stop what they are doing…
I was looking for some stationery this week, and it made me think about topics for a page of puns. We’ve had ruler jokes before, so on a similar theme, here are some pencil jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of either hilarity or originality… A policeman came up to…
I was told a joke this week by my colleague Helen – but not the same Helen who came up with Swan Jokes – and so the topic for this week’s one liners is ruler jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I like jokes about stationery…