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Pool Jokes

The topic for this week’s one liners is pool jokes, with the various meanings of the word pool included. As normal, they come with the warning that they may be neither hilarious or original…       I read a book called The Swimming Pool. It started out rather shallow but had a very deep…

An elephant gatecrashes a pool party

Pool Party crashed by an Elephant

Imagine living somewhere sunny like Botswana in Southern Africa, where the warm weather means that the way to cool down means jumping into your pool, rather than having to spend time in flooded fields in Britain. Whilst that sounds idyllic, there are risks there that you might not expect to happen in the UK, including…