The reason that no one has returned to the moon for so long is that every time someone tries to book a hotel there, it's full...

Moon Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners are on the theme of moon jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon.   I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon…

taking sides

Valentine’s Day Jokes

The more astute of you may have spotted that today is 14th February, and therefore today’s topics for one-liners and puns is Valentine’s Day jokes, although these are probably not the best way to foster romance. They do, of course, come with the usual caveats with no guarantee of being either funny or original.  …

Are You Sure

Fancy Dress Jokes

The theme for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Fancy Dress Jokes, which come with the normal caveats that these may be neither funny nor original. I hope that you enjoy them anyway….       Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried…